/* * Sun's Java is often touted as being "portable", even though my code won't * suddenly become uber-portable if it's in Java. Truth is, Java's one of * the most ugly, slow, and straitjacketed languages ever. It's popular * mainly because people hear the word "portable" and go "ewww". * * This program, then, is dedicated to bringing about the death of Java. We * good coders have been oppressed for too long by the lame language * decisions of pointy-haired bosses and academics who should know better. * It's time we stand up against this junk, and bring back the fun in * programming! Viva La Revolution! */ #define aSet c #define BufferedReader(x)1 #define byte Y[I][_^1]?do(:):_&1?do(.):do(`):8;++y;} #define class int N=0,_,O=328,l=192,y=4,Y[80][64]={0},I;struct #define do(c)a(#c "\b") #define err c,c #define getAllStrings(x));q() #define if(x)b(#x) #define IOException #define line c #define main(a)b(char*x){write(1,"\033[",2),null}main() #define new #define null a(x);}a(char*x){write(1,x,strlen(x));try;try;try;try; #define out c,c #define println(x)c #define private int d(int #define public short c;}c;typedef int BufferedReader;char*F="JF>:>FB;;BII"; #define return {return #define static f(x){N=(N+x)%6,y--?f(0),f(1),f(4),f(1):++Y[(I=O+N[F]-66) #define String #define System c #define this if(D):1,O=I,I/=16,l<_/32?if(B):l>_/32?if(A):2,l=_,_/=16,byte #define throws #define toArray(x)c #define try for(;--c.c;) #define void /16][(_=l+N[6+F]-66)/16]?O/=16,l/=32,O<I/16?if(C):O>I/16?this #define while(k)if(2J),if(7;21H),f(0),f(4),f(4),if(H),/* import java.io.*; import java.util.*; /** * A lame Java program. * @author J. Random Worker */ class LameJavaApp { /** The infamous Long-Winded Signature From Hell. */ public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException { /* Don't get me started on this. */ BufferedReader reader = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(args[0])); /* What, this long incantation just to print a string? */ System.err.println("Hello world!"); /* At least this is sane. */ String line; while ((line = reader.readLine()) != null) System.out.println(line.length()); } /** * Method with a needlessly long name. * @param aSet a set (!) */ private String[] getAllStrings(Set<String> aSet) { /* * This dance is needed even in J2SE 5, which has type * templates. It was worse before that. */ return aSet.toArray(new String[0]); } }

引用元：https://www.ioccc.org/2005/chia/chia.c

審査員・作者による説明：https://www.ioccc.org/2005/chia/hint.text

動作

端末にコッホ曲線を描く。

$ gcc -o chia chia.c

$ ./chia

                                      ..::..
                                  ..:.::  ::.:.
                                  :` ``    `` ::
                                  ::.        .:`
                         ::`:.    ::`        `:.    ::`:.
                     .:..:  `:.:..:           `:.:..:  `:.:..
                     `````   ``````            ``````   ````::
                     `:                                   .::`
                    .::                                    ::.
                    ::....                              ....::
                     `:``:                             .:`:``
                         `:.                          ::`
                         ::`                          `:.
                    ..::.:                             `:.::..
                    ::                                      ::
                    ``:                                   .:``
                    .::                                    ::.
                    ::....   ......            ......   ....::
                     ````:  `:````:           `:````:  `:````
                         `:::`    `:.        ::`    `:::`
                                  :``        ``:
                                  :....   ....::
                                   ```::  ::```
                                      ``::``

解説

Javaのような見た目のコード。 素直に読むと、ファイルを読んで各行の長さを出力するように見えるが、実際にはまったく異なる挙動をする。 コメントにもhint.textにもJavaへの怨嗟で溢れていて面白い。

プリプロセスしてindentすれば比較的普通に読める。